Hey! I'm an Arizona Author!

 

So says The Phoenix Public Library

A while ago I was meandering around the Phoenix Library website when I saw they were looking for homegrown authors to join their Arizona Authors program. Participation in events throughout the year were mentioned, with the biggie being a book fair on November 8th at the big, beautiful Burton Barr Main Library in downtown Phoenix.

    Well, I'm not only an Almost Native Arizonan, what with living here since 1960 and all, but most of the action in my books takes place right here in the Valley of the Sun. Besides, the library had purchased paperback copies of "Boomerang", "The Baer Boys" and "devil Went Down to Phoenix", so it kinda looked like they already saw my stuff in a favorable light, so you bet I applied.

    That was back in March, I think. I really should be better about keeping track of such things, but it was relatively early in the year anyway. The notice on the library website said authors who were accepted would be notified late July. And by golly, on July 23rd I got a nice email from Kelly at the library to let me know I was now an official Arizona Author.

    Very cool.

    A few days after that I noticed that not only did the library list my paperbacks as they had for the past year or so, but they also had acquired the ebook editions and those were already checked out! Not only that, but there were a couple of holds on "devil Went Down to Phoenix."

    Very, very cool.

    As of today all three are still checked out and there are now three holds on "devil." Take that, James Patterson!

    After the giddiness at being selected subsided I now had to confront the fact of certain obligations attached to being an Official AZ Author. Firstly, Kelly requested a photo, a bit of biographical info, and book cover art. The author photo I have on the backs of all my books is about, oh, let's just say several years old. I know it's not unusual for authors to use a nice pic from an age before a bit of Photoshopping is the charitable thing to do, but I figured now was as good a time as any to get an honest to goodness recent photo out there. Thank goodness for a bit of photo skill and a great little camera in my Samsung phone. As you can see, the decades have done their work, but that's okay. The young guy didn't have a nifty linen cap.

    Photo and bio stuff done, the much bigger task of preparing for the November book fair remained. I haven't been out and about in public pushing my books for way too long. There was no promo material, little inventory, no ready warm and welcoming spiel to draw folks to my table and get them to linger.

    So that's what I'm working on now. A modest supply of books arrived the other day and this past weekend I ordered a table runner/drapey thing emblazoned with my name and the catchy Voltaire quote* that can be found at the front of "Boomerang" to hang over the front of the table I'll likely be sharing with another Official AZ Author, along with a 16"x20" tabletop foam core poster. My beloved volunteered to create some unique bookmarks that I think will be quite something.

    The next step is figuring out the whole How To Take Payment Stuff. Can't just show up with a pouch of small bills and rely on potential Dear Readers having a roll of hard currency in their pockets or pocketbooks, today one must be ready to accept touchless payments and such. We'll see how patient the good folks at Square are in dealing with this newly minted AZ Author and septuagenarian. Not that I don't enjoy learning new things, but my first exploration of the website over at Square got a little intimidating as I dove into the whole setup process. We'll get over that hump, I'm sure.

    If you're in downtown Phoenix by the Burton Barr Main Library this November 8, stop by and find a few genuine Arizona reads. I hope to have my sales pitch down by then.

*Doubt is not a very agreeable state

But certainty is a ridiculous one.

-Voltaire

A Quick Ask

First, thank you to the Dear Readers in the USA, UK, Germany, and Australia who downloaded 381 copies of The "Baer Boys" and 106 copies of "Boomerang" during last week's giveaway. I truly appreciate you taking a chance, however economically minimal, on a writer you probably never heard of. Your time is valuable. If I could ask one favor. When one or the other of my books rises to the top of your TBR pile, if you enjoy it, please post a review. Brief is good if you're not big into writing reviews, but the Biggest and Best Favor any Dear Reader can do for an author whose work they have enjoyed is to write a review. It makes a huge difference in how many more Dear Readers even happen across that book. That's it. That's the favor. I hope you enjoy "The Baer Boys" and "Boomerang." Happy Reading!

Thank You

The Independence Week Book Giveaway is off to a roaring start. As of a minute ago, two-hundred forty-seven new Dear Readers had gotten their free Kindle editions of either "Boomerang" or "The Baer Boys." Gotta admit I am hoping that at least some of that 247 is Real Dear Readers and not just AI bots suctioning up sublime works of literature, and for now I'm going to make that assumption. If you heard about the Giveaway here, I thank you for checking it out. If you enjoy either (or both) of the books, please be a Superb Dear Reader and leave a review. Not just a rating, but a review, however brief. Reviews are Absolutely Essential in helping a book find its readers. If the books turn out to be not your cup o'tea, well, these things happen. I still appreciate you giving it (them) a try. A few more days for the Giveaway, as it goes through July 5. Much appreciated it you help spread the word. Unless your Social Network consists entirely of AI bots, that is. Happy Reading! P.S. A special shout out to the new Dear Readers in the UK and Germany. Always nice to have a bit of representation across the pond!

Ted and Jerry are back!

Ted Hogwood and Jerry Kwiatkowski, the jazz playing inadvertant heroes of "Boomerang", are back in a new adventure in "devil Went Down to Phoenix." A Deal is made at The Crossroads that lands an amoral, hamburger loving, intellectually challenged horndog in the White House and while he's having a pretty good time, the Deal is looking like a bad idea to everyone else except perhaps the members of an Indiana militia and Mr. Skratte, a mysterious figure in tight black jeans, blood red boots, and billowy white shirt.  All the fun of "Boomerang" along with a dollop of political satire.

 Welcome to Boomerang's Home on the Web

Thank you for stopping by. This is the spot for you to check out sample chapters, read reviews (I include the not-so-great right along with the "Oh good lord, this is Pulitzer Prize material!" reader reviews from Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Goodreads and Smashwords. And, of course, all those links just to the left and down a bit that make it so, so easy for you to own a copy of Boomerang your very own darned self.

Speaking of owning your very own copy, the second edition is available now in both ebook and paperback. One of the benefits of being your own publisher is the opportunity, after time has passed, to take another look at your work and maybe do a tweak here and there. Nothing major at all has been changed in the second edition of "Boomerang", but anytime I can bring something closer to my vision and do it as perfectly as possible, why not?

Update: May, 2017. Lots of readers have asked "when are we going to be able to revisit these characters?" I am happy to say Ted, Jerry, Director Fatherday and some of the other characters from "Boomerang" are beginning to get their lives frazzled in a brand new story. Stay tuned for progress reports and more information. And in the meantime, tell all your friends to check out "Boomerang"!

Thanks!

Boomerang is a comic novel of international intrigue played out by characters operating way outside their comfort zones. Available in paperback or ebook. Links to retailers can be found just to the left!

Here is what Boomerang is all about:

Ted Hogwood's beloved Sarah, a jazz guitar, is in the window of Topp Dollar Pawn. The only way he can get the money to rescue her is to accept an assignment from the AABC, a not nearly official branch of the United States Intelligence community. He is partnered with Jerry Kwiatkowski, master of the Hammond B-3 organ and chronic flatulence sufferer, to steal a boomerang containing secrets that should have died with J. Edgar Hoover over thirty years ago. It would be a simple job if only they knew what they were doing. And if a crossbow wielding assassin, two unemployed Australian women, the Director of Central Intelligence and a clothing optional ex-cheerleader were not also hot on the boomerang's trail. 



And here is what one reader has to say about Boomerang.

A Wonderful Quirky Caper, 17 May 2011

By 

evertheoptimist (UK) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Boomerang (Kindle Edition)

Boomerang is a wonderfully exuberant chase caper, a cleverly executed laugh out loud gem full of quirky characters, impossible scenarios, unlikely allies, all pulled together by the brilliantly skilful penmanship of Alan Hutcheson. An absolutely wonderful book...a joy to read from start to hectic finish.


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